Woman Dries Underwear Using Air Vent Above Her Seat

Feb 19 2018

I think we may have just found the worst airline passenger ever who is going about her business oblivious to the concerns of others in the cabin. Every day passengers prop their bare feet up on the bulkhead. That’s bad enough. But it’s nothing in comparison.

This woman decided to dry her underwear using the airplane vent above her seat. She really gets ’em up in there, too. Now I know why some airlines don’t offer individual air vents.

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What are the Really Unique Benefits of Top Tier Airline Elite Status?

Feb 19 2018

Frequent flyer programs are really two separate and distinct efforts under the same banner: recognition and reward. Reward is mileage earning and redemption. Recognition consists of the (elite) benefits offered.

In the U.S. airline programs are generous by world standards in offering unsold domestic premium cabin seats as upgrades. However they aren’t as generous with service-oriented benefits.

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Passenger Forgets Laptop in the Lavatory, Winds Up in Oklahoma City

Feb 18 2018

Last year flight attendant in my Facebook feed shared a story about a man taking such a long time in the lavatory that another passenger expressed concern and eventually the crew started to suspect a medical emergency. After much knocking he came out, iPad in hand. He went in there to watch a movie. No, they didn’t confirm what kind of movie.

But what happens when the passenger comes out of the lavatory, but leaves their device inside?

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Passengers Chant ‘We Want a Bed’ During 15 Hour American Airlines Delay

Feb 18 2018

Passengers protest an American Airlines 15 hour delay in Miami chanting a demand for hotel rooms in Spanish.

The lesson here is simple — and it isn’t specific to American Airlines, the same situations arise with any airline — book your flights with a premium credit card that comes with trip delay coverage. Get your own room and send the bill to your credit card company.

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