The Government Should Subsidize My Elite Status

It’s a public health imperative.  Bear with me on this one.

In recent days the convetional wisdom has become widely dispersed that infectious diseases spread on airplanes roughly two rows from an infected person, which is to say 3 to 5 feet. The two rows standard assumes a normal coach seating configuration.

That means upgrades, even to traditional domestically configured first class cabins, may reduce the spread to a single row of individuals.

International first class, though, should pretty much contain the spread (although I suppose a fair retort would be that the increased service from flight attendants of an infected person could enhance spread).

Securing upgrades, though, would appear to be a strong public health imperative. And thus as a public good should be supported by the state. But like any good policy prescription it ought to be tested in practice before being rolled out broadly. Given my expertise on the subject I hereby volunteer myself for government subsidies of my airline elite status.

Ray LaHood, are you listening??

 

About Gary Leff

Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community InsideFlyer.com, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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  1. If my wife weren’t pregnant……….. I’ld go there. I was so close, while living in Europe, going to Croatia during the wars in former Yugoslavia. Last minute flights with all inclusive hotel room could have been had for less than 200 DM. Those were the days. Most of the fighting was in Bosnia & Herzegovina so it would have been fairly safe.

  2. Maybe the airlines should extend everyone’s elite status for a year, like American Airlines did in 2002.

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