Following on Dick Cheney’s hotel preferences, HotelChatter points to John Kerry’s demands:

He prefers Starwood’s Heavenly king beds whenever possible, bottled water must be every place JK is, BOOST shakes are a must, and there are to be absolutely no foods containing tomatoes prepared for the Senator. That list bit is extremely odd, with his wife being the Heinz Ketchup queen and all.



By far the most revealing item on the rider?

The phone and ability to order movies in-suite should always be turned on and ready to go for JK’s arrival.

Hmm, exactly what On Command movies does JK need to tune into immediately following check-in. What? We are just asking.