But at least they’ve got a good tagline for it, with apologies to Timbuk 3.

Alaska Airlines has a deal so bright that you’ll need shades. Luckily, we’re providing the sunglasses for this endless summer.



Simply fly on any Alaska Airlines flight during August, September or October and receive a certificate for up to 4 pairs of free Gattaca Sunglasses with a retail value of $79 to $229 a pair
(a small shipping and handling fee is required).



You will also receive a certificate to extend your summer with discounted travel to seven sunny Mexico destinations. Discounts include:


– Save 20% on airfare between September 1 and October 6, 2004
– Save 10% on airfare between October 7 and December 15, 2004
– Save 10% on Alaska Airlines Mexico Vacations September 1 through December 15, 2004

I’ll pass on the Gattaca sunglasses but I might find the discounts useful.

Now sing it with me…

I study nuclear science, I love my classes

I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses

Things are going great, and they’re only getting better



I’m doin’ all right, getting good grades

The future’s so bright I gotta wear shades



I got a job waiting for my graduation

50 thou’ and year will buy a lot of beer

Things are going great, and they’re only getting better



I’m doin’ all right, getting good grades

The future’s so bright I gotta wear shades