Aviation at a Standstill After First Lady of Zimbabwe Found Topless Model in Tryst With Her Sons

Aug 19 2017

The 52 year old wife of Zimbabwe’s strongman leader Robert Mugabe is ‘marooned’ in South Africa after allegedly beat a topless nightclub model with an extension cord after finding the woman with her two sons in a hotel.

Now South Africa has grounded Air Zimbabwe’s 3 routes out of Johannesburg, and Zimbabwe has seized a South African Airways plane in Harare — and is threatening to do the same to British Airways.

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Rocker Tommy Lee Joined Mile High Club on One Hour American Airlines Flight, Then They Lost His Luggage

Aug 19 2017

Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe fame was formerly married to Heather Locklear and to Pamela Anderson. He’s currently dating comedienne Brittany Furlan — who was apparently once the most followed person on Vine.

They managed to spend part of the one hour Embraer E-175 flight joining the Mile High Club. And another passenger caught their lavatory exit on video.

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The Solar Eclipse is a Total Non-Event, Get Over It

Aug 19 2017

There’s nothing new about a total solar eclipse. It’s completely predictable, indeed the Greeks could predict it and those calculations will last until the sun burns out.

Now it would be cool if you were the only one who knew about an eclipse, and it happened to come right as you were captured by soldiers or savages. You could prove your mystical powers by blotting out the sun and then they’d all bow at your magnificence.

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Great Fare: DC – Chicago on American Just $50

Aug 18 2017

American Airlines has filed a super discounted fare between Washington DC and Chicago. Here’s a $50 flight: To show how big a deal the various taxes added onto airfare are, especially for cheap fares (as a percentage of the total price) and to understand why ultra low cost carriers often complain about these taxes and having to advertise airfares including taxes — and why the larger airlines can benefit from higher taxes against low cost competitors — this is actually a $33 base fare with taxes adding 50% onto the cost. Key rules for fare basis OVALZNN3: 21 day advance purchase required Must travel by February 14 Blackout dates: October 15, 22; November 17, 25; November 27 through December 22; December 26; January 1, 2 $200 change fee You’re not going to find ‘O’ inventory…

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How to Save Hundreds of Dollars When Cancelling American AAdvantage Awards

Aug 18 2017

Two years ago I wrote the Ultimate Guide to Booking Award Tickets Using American AAdvantage Miles. It’s basically still up to date, except for a subsequent award chart devaluation.

However American’s award cancellation and redeposit policy is much better than what I wrote then — although most American Airlines call center agents don’t know it.

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