Star Alliance member ANA thinks they would generate more business from families if they could help reduce inflight crying. Cynics might suggest they’d be especially likely to win the business of non-families if they could do that.
Japanese politeness may keep some parents from flying with young children though, families are said to avoid travel by air because of both the difficulties imposed on young children and wanting to avoid the awkwardness of their babies crying and imposing a tax on other passengers. Indeed only 1.6% of ANA passengers are children under 3.
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So the airline has teamed up with NTT Corporation, Toray Industries, and Combi Corp in scientific research on the causes of babies crying on planes.
On Sunday a charter flight flew from Tokyo (unclear whether Narita or Haneda) or Miyazaki airport and back. Thirty four families linked to these companies were on board with their small children who were connected to “special equipment” on their chests that could “detect the tell-tale signs babies show before crying.” Their pulse and both physical and mental condition was checked and relayed to their parents’ smart phones.
Basically the signals told the parents what their babies needed, although I’m sure many parents believe they know the signals their small children give out better than sensors and an app.
Phones would instruct the parents to give their babies “liquid through straws from Combi cups to relieve ear pressure” among other signals.
I think there are many far worse things than babies on a plane: sick people who fly anyway and infect passengers around them, people who wear strong perfume you can’t escape or eat Ben’s Chili Bowl at National airport and then fly, and those who clip their toenails during meal service. I’d love an app for that.
On the other hand solving ear pressure that babies face during ascent and landing would go a long way towards addressing much of the crying baby problem (not to mention solving a big problem for the babies themselves!) although it’s not a silver bullet. The parents who sent their toddler running through the aisle screaming in Cathay Pacific first class while I tried to go to sleep are still a problem — but not that’s a parent issue, not a child issue, and it’s far better than most any flight on Ryanair.