Today is the most democratic (small d) day of the year in travel. That’s because it’s January 1, and everyone’s elite status counters get reset to zero. I have exactly the same number of elite qualifying miles and nights as everyone else today.
No matter the hundreds of thousands of miles and elite qualifying miles in 2016, or the more than 150 elite qualifying nights in hotels, I have to start from scratch. None of it matters any more, with regard to qualifying for status next year.
And that always reminds me of a 14 year old post by IndustrialPatent called “Need 75,000 miles for Platinum Elite” a snippet of which is below:
Need 75,000 Miles for Platinum Elite
Questions from an NW Newbie:
Can you help me? I need 75,000 Miles in order to achieve Platinum Elite status with Northwest. I want to acquire these miles quickly (by the end of the year) and for as little as possible (no more than $250). I prefer to not to fly, but when I do I want a between seat on America West/British Airways. Thanks!
ITN.net is showing my flight tomorrow as sold out. Can I call NW and ask for a voucher? If so, can I also get a refund for the original ticket? Or will I have to actually fly?
How is Northwest’s World Business Class? Is it better than Southwest’s?
How do I claim PacMan points instead of WorldPerks miles?
If I dial and use 10-10-220 from the in-flight phone, will I save?
Should I ask for a voucher or free ticket if the guy who used the lavatory before me p’d all over the seat and/or didn’t flush? What if he happened to be the pilot?
What’s the address in which I can write NW in order to receive a comp for my FBI: Federal Breast Inspector status?
What kind of alcohol does NW serve in WBC? Will it taste good with my Valium?
When will NW replace their DC-9s, DC-10s and B742s? Will they replace them with planes that have MagicFlush(tm)?
Will Jesse Ventura personally greet me each time I disembark at [Minneapolis]?
Can you help me? I need 100,000 miles in order to achieve Executive Platinum status with American. I want to acquire these miles quickly (by the end of the year) and for as little as possible (no more than $250). I prefer to not fly, but when I do I want a first class award seat on Singapore Airlines. Thanks!