Previous editions of, “What’s grosser than gross?”
- Full barf bag spills out over customers on a United Hawaii flight
- Airline lounge staff serves you food then tells you how bad her flu is
- Man hospitalized in freak airport toilet accident
From the perspective of an airline passenger this about tops them all when it comes to crew behavior inflight. And it’s not even an Air India pilot.
A 51 year old British Airways Boeing 777 captain is under suspension after pictures emerged of him pleasuring himself in the cockpit inflight. One more than one occasion. While wearing stockings. And with porn spread out across the controls.
They reveal a pervy airman in stockings taking lurid selfies of his aroused manhood.
One image shows a leg sprawled over the dashboard while the plane appears to be on autopilot and with the co-pilot’s seat empty.
In another, an airman spreads his stocking-clad legs over the joystick while revealing himself.
A further sordid snap shows the man with his genitals exposed in a cabin’s toilet.
Other images show a pornographic magazine spread on the controls and explicit playing cards scattered around the cockpit.
There are plenty of photos if you really want a look though let me warn you, you’ll never be able to un-see it.
One of the airframe registrations seen in the photos is of a Boeing 777 delivered to BA in 2000. The plane has most recently made regular runs to Bangkok, Bangalore, and Buenos Aires along with some occasional trips to the Caribbean.
Boeing 777 Cockpit
Though it appears to be this particular captain in the photos, his lawyer is invoking the Shaggy Defense.
He’s lucky to be only suspended. Passengers in his situation are investigated by the joint terrorism task force.
Unsuspecting Passengers at London Heathrow Waiting to Be Taken To Their Captain
The mystery here is how he could have done it? If he was inflight there presumably would have been someone in the cockpit with him, at least any alone time should have been insufficient to take off pants, put on stockings, and spread out porn. Unless he had a co-conspirator. I tend to think this must have happened on the ground. But… more than once?
(HT: One Mile at a Time)