This is about 35% awesome and 65% frightening: His Status is Preferred

“He travels all the time and at the airport cuts on line, and when he checks his leather luggage no extra charges are incurred… ’cause he’s elite, he’s silver elite…”

“His status is preferred.. Fine hotels are where he stays, the kind with grand breakfast buffets and a chef who can make omelettes a variety of ways. And they don’t stick him in a regular room, no that would be absurd. He gets a suite. A 2-room executive suite…”

“I have waited, and waited… to one day be upgraded..”