Saturday Night Live spoofed Delta, or at least spoofed flight attendants who happened to work for Delta. They sing, freak out, and well that’s a couple minutes of my life I won’t get back. (Thanks to Paul H. for blowing a few minutes of my morning.)
Here’s the thing: there are real flight attendants who are so much funnier. For instance, take a look at this Southwest flight attendant that’s been viewed on YouTube nearly 22 million times.
And I actually prefer the rapping Southwest flight attendant.
And my favorite.
- “The disco lights on the floor shall lead you to the exits”
“It is a life vest, not a toilet seat cover.”
“What I noticed during the boarding process, an awful lot of you need a little fashion consultation.” (And he’s wearing tennis shoes, shorts, and a button down shirt with American flag tie.)
“It’s $2200 for tampering with the smoke detector in the lavatory. And you know if you had $2200 you’d be on United Airlines in first class..”
Watch the whole thing, it ends well: