Here’s a Holiday Inn I Kind of Want to Stay At…

Here’s a hotel I had never heard of before today, I haven’t stayed at a Holiday Inn in quite awhile, but I think I’d try this one out:

Here’s the property’s description:

The place looks pretty good, right?

It’s a 31-story 2000 room hotel. There are only 5 suites, and all rooms have one bed only. The rooms are described as ‘cubes’ but the elevators are marble-clad. There’s a 7-story cement parking deck. And a nearby attraction is ‘smell strategy’.

The hotel’s gym is very exclusive.

On-site dining not so much.

I won’t be bringing my dog with me.

That is, unless he develops fluency in Swahili.

The bathroom amenities include a scale and the refrigerator is listed as full.

This hotel is listed as just 18 miles from the Atlanta airport. Who’s in?

Sadly, this property doesn’t appear to really exist.

(HT: John D. and hailstorm)

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Comments

  1. They forgot the convenience of Perimeter Mall just across the street, and shuttle to the Dunwoody MARTA station.

  2. Funny! I used to work in that building at another company. Not a big fan of the cafe downstairs either. It was the best corporate location in the area though with easy I-285 access.

  3. Their mapping feature also shows it located due south of Accra, Ghana on the Equator. The description says it’s a 1 hr. taxi ride from Atlanta Hartsfield. Now that’s a taxi ride I kind of want to take…

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