The FAA sampled toilet paper that fell from the sky onto a Pennsylvania town.
It rained used toilet paper Monday morning in West Pittston, Pa., prompting many residents to point to the sky and blame a plane passing overhead as the dirty dumper. But the Federal Aviation Administration is still trying to get to the bottom of this crappy case.
The investigation sought to determine if a toilet’s lavatories had malfunctioned.
Ultimately, though — in what may have been the fastest FAA investigation in history — they concluded that it was unlikely that a plane was the source of the TP’ing caper — because if it had been the toilet paper would be blue.