You should definitely not behave this way.
And you should definitely not behave this way if you are a pilot who wants to keep his job.
And you should definitely not behave this way if you are a pilot who wants to keep his job and have just returned from suspension for similar behavior.
After drinking several whiskeys, the pilot grabbed the woman, who was sitting next to her husband in first class, announcing, “I want to f**** her,” according to The Sun.
He attempted to get into the cockpit — even though he wasn’t part of the crew that day — declaring, “I want to rape the flight deck,” The Sun reported. He then collapsed in front of his passengers on the plane traveling from London to Japan, where he was scheduled to pick up another flight.
This incident wasn’t the first slip-up for the pilot — not part of the crew that day — a veteran first officer who just returned to his £100,000-a-year job after being suspended for punching a steward in the face last summer, according to The Sun.
For the record, the cabin crew on my recent British Airways first class flight were perfectly well-behaved.
(HT: sobore on Milepoint)