Porn Star for California Governor

Between Arnold, Gary Coleman, and Arianna, there’s a tough choice in California.

But View from the Wing is ready to endorse a candidate: Mary Carey for Governor.

Her platform:

    1. Legalize gay marriage in California.

    2. Tax breast implants.

    3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense.

    4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room.

    5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets.

    6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will.

    7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty.

    8. I will fight the federal government’s attempts to harass the adult video industry.

I’m prepared to make this endorsement even though the candidate has already been caught in a lie.

About Gary Leff

Gary Leff is one of the foremost experts in the field of miles, points, and frequent business travel - a topic he has covered since 2002. Co-founder of frequent flyer community Milepoint.com, emcee of the Freddie Awards, and named one of the "World's Top Travel Experts" by Conde' Nast Traveler (2010-Present) Gary has been a guest on most major news media, profiled in several top print publications, and published broadly on the topic of consumer loyalty. More About Gary »

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