Between Arnold, Gary Coleman, and Arianna, there’s a tough choice in California.

But View from the Wing is ready to endorse a candidate: Mary Carey for Governor.

Her platform:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California.


2. Tax breast implants.


3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense.


4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room.


5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets.


6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will.


7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty.


8. I will fight the federal government’s attempts to harass the adult video industry.

I’m prepared to make this endorsement even though the candidate has already been caught in a lie.